I've told you often enough how proud of you I am, how pretty and intelligent and sporty and artistic you are. I only have to take a look at this wonderfully placed and correctly proportioned star to see you do indeed have creative talent. And now, the reason for me writing this letter to you is to inform you that war has begun.
Here is some information you may find interesting.
1 I would rather do 5 washes than mix one brown sock with a light coloured wash.
2 Pink Highlighter Pen is not waterproof.
3 All your white school shirts and your sisters are now pink.
4 Your Father is going to kill you when he sees this