Dear Rachel, Lara, Sarah & Audrey,
When you grow up, find a partner, have children, THEN AND ONLY THEN will you realize how vitally important a bedroom door key is. So if you would like to see your father in a good humour this weekend please return it. No questions asked. Just slip it into the lock when no one is looking. Call it an amnesty, turning a blind eye, whatever you like.
We'll call it a blessing.
So will you.