My friend Sandra sent me this and I HAVE to share it with you because.... well read on and you'll understand.
I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one
morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make
the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the
facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort
this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my facecloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter saved inside it."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
8 comments:
Oh my God! If you concentrate hard enough, you'd hear my laughter all the way from the Philippines! Hahahaha!
Egad! I think I'd still be hiding under a duvet somewhere if that were me!
I saw that on Rollercoaster last year - love it!
We should all dress up for the doctor, why not? :)
I love it!
Do you think I should try it next time?
I’m so disappointed. I really enjoyed reading your Blog until this post. It’s a blatant lie. Google the words “doctor, facecloth & glitter” and it will return this exact story told by hundreds of different women. If you are going to plagiarise at least try and make it a little different.
If you read the first sentence you would see that I said my friend Sandra sent me this. HeHeHe.
Hahaha, somebody got lost while reading.
BTW, I'm still so not over this---sooooo funny!
Can nobody read anything or listen properly any more? Tssk!
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