"Women will never understand what men have given up once they marry" and "Are you reaching your full potential?"
There was plenty of wine,
Yesterday I detoxed by drinking mugs of Pu Erh tea which I am thrilled I can now buy in Tescos for €3+ instead of the €16 I was paying in the Pharmacy for the past year. It really gets your metabolism going and if you don't mind the 'musty shed' smell it's quite pleasant.
Later, after lunch, I took out a new canvas to paint on and the husband frightened the kids by offering to bring them to the local Kidzone.
"What's wrong with Dad" they chorused.
"I just thought I'd give you a little time on your own to paint" he said and so while they were gone I whipped up this 3.5foot x 2.5foot lady.
&now I am wishing I felt like her.