A BREAD LESS ORDINARY. UNBELIEVABLE. FECKIN RIGHT. UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE IF YOU ASK ME.
LOOK DOWN THERE. DO YOU SEE THAT SMALL 'THING' ON MY PLATE, IT'S A STONE. I KID YOU NOT. LOOKS LIKE A STONE, SOUNDS LIKE A STONE, TASTES LIKE A STONE, FEELS LIKE A STONE. IS A S.T.O.N.E.
4 comments:
That little stone makes it EXTRA - ordinary!! (That photo makes it look like yummy Christmas pudding).
Maybe it's stone-baked bread?!
If you were in America you'd sue !!!
It doesn't even taste that nice, doe it?
You can sue here too...... aw go on. Yes, it's amazing what food producers will put in products to increase weight, as they are paid by weight. I heard somewhere that farmers were putting concrete in the cattle's feed to increase weight. God knows what I've swallowed without even knowing!!!
At the very least contact them and express your "disappointment", of course there's nothing stopping you form using the f word too, I'm chuckling here; I'd wrap it up, place the stone in one of those little jewellry boxes on a cotton wool cushion, go back to the bakery, and cause a scene, cos that's the only way to get a response from shops and manufacturers. Best of
Post a Comment