Monday, March 17, 2008
SAINT PATRICKS DAY BLUES
"Audrey, you're not looking very happy this morning. Cheer up, it's St Patricks Day"
"I know, but I've still got that pain in my tummy and I feel all wobbly when I stand up, AND NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO AND SEE THE PARADE AND GO TO THE PUB BECAUSE I'M TOO SICK"
"Here put this on, it'll cheer you up"
'Oops, you're still not smiling"
"I can't be happy when I've got hot blood"
"I'll tell you what, the Parade passes by the bottom of our road so we'll stand there and if you're feeling bad I'll take you back home again and if you're feeling better you can stay. How about that?"
"Could I have a smile with that 'OK' so I know you're a tiny bit happier now?"
"No. But I'll flare my nostrils"