Her: Guess what happened in School today Mum?
Me: What honey?
Her: Well the teacher had to leave the room so she left us watching something she had taped that she projected onto the white board and during the ad break these naked women with x's marked on their boobies were swing out of poles and one of the girls in the class said "What's that?" I didn't want to say 'Pole Dancers in case they laughed at me.
Me: And......how, exactly, do you know what a 'Pole Dancer' is?
Her: You know how you stopped me from ever playing Rachel's Grand Theft Auto again? Well before that I went into the strip joint once and a woman there asked me if she could do a pole dance for me and she did; all sexy like. (and she wiggles her bum at me and walks away)