KEEPING UP WITH THE JONES'

"Mum, you know you put Audrey upstairs in her room for saying the F**K word all the time. Well, Old Mrs P from next door is outside on the road saying that it's not right for a five year old to be hanging out your bedroom window and shouting like a lunatic.
She says that the window is dangerous and should be locked." says Lara

"OK, thanks love" I reply as she runs back outside, a little too happily

"Oh, by the way," shouts The Husband after her, "Tell Old Mrs P that the dog she's minding for her Son, while he's on holidays, keeps dumping in our front garden. Let's see how she likes that one."