Sunday, July 29, 2007

WHIPPERSNAPPER

Dear Audrey,

There are many, many little girls your age all alone and crying in their houses because they have no friends to play with. You should count yourself lucky that you have so many but that may all change very soon if you don't quit whipping them out of your life with that pink bamboo stick belonging to your fishing net.

If Cameron's mother presses charges against you for grievous bodily harm, maiming or assault and battery towards her son because of the raised welts you left on his little arm, and is successful, your father and I want you to know that we love you very much and you'll always be in our thoughts.

Love Mum

XXX

1 comment:

mcewen said...

Good golly! Perhaps she should take up fencing in Fall!
Cheers