Dear Rachel,
These past two weeks you've been behaving a little below your low low standard of consideration for the other five people living with you here in this house.
' What is she talking about' I'm guessing you're saying to yourself by the time you've read this far, and since I am aware that at 15 years of age your brain has not yet matured enough to guess, here's a few clues............
THIS IS NOT A HOTEL.
YOUR ROOMS A TIP
PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF
FEED THE DOG
TURN OFF YOUR BEDROOM LIGHT
DO NOT GO OUT MID WEEK NIGHTS
TURN OFF THE WATER PUMP AFTER YOU USE IT
BUY YOUR FAMILY MEMBER BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
BE HOME WEEKEND NIGHTS BY 10.30PM
DO NOT SMOKE OUT YOUR EN-SUITE WINDOW
DO NOT SMOKE PERIOD.
DO NOT TEXT ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE DURING MEALTIMES
DO NOT TEXT WHILE I AM EXPLAINING SOMETHING TO YOU
DO NOT GO ONLINE WHILE WATCHING THE KIDS DURING THE DAY
DO NOT GO ONLINE MIDWEEK
ONLY ONE SLEEP-OVER PER WEEKEND AND THAT ONCE INCLUDES HAVING FRIENDS SLEEP HERE.
UNDERSTAND THAT THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD CONSEQUENCE
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...........
NEVER EVER CALL YOUR MOTHER A SPA AGAIN.
Love Mum
2 comments:
Hey Ellen,
You are still hilarious!
I am opeing a gallery before Christmas in Dunlaoire....do any of your pictures want to come and join us??
Karen Harper
Did she make the 'spa' face? you know the one, when you push your tongue against your lower lip?
Dangerous ground....
10.30 weekend nights is early though!
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