On Thursday I sat opposite your teacher in the Staff Room and listened with surprise as she told me that you came in the top 6% of all the kids in Ireland in Maths when they did the National Drumcondra Testing this year.
Now I know that you like maths and you're quick at figuring things out so what I want to know is; if you really are all that clever why then, when you use your Fathers phone, do you leave text messages you receive from your friends like this on it:
"Why are you back with him when you know I'm mental about you?"
And did you know that mathematical equations can be useful in everyday life for figuring out things like
1 x A(admirer) + 1 x B(admirer) = -2AB(Rock + Hard Place).